Friday, May 9, 2008

Weddings!

Gah! My friends are getting married!

Here I am without a boyfriend, and all my girlfriends have just gotten engaged, or they’re about to be wedded away! I guess I’m a selfish person, but for some reason I feel I lose a friend every time one gets married. I still see them occasionally, but they lose interest in our typical activities. Gone is the club scene on Friday night. There’s no more dating crazes, or going to concerts to pick up guys. The frequency with which they (and I) drink has dropped dramatically. I guess that’s a good thing, but my life seems a bit less…..wild these days, and I can’t help but blame that on my married friends.

So, Jenny, one of my first friends from college is having her wedding next Saturday, so I’ve got to fly all the way up to Boston to meet her future husband and give my congratulations and my gift, and try to sleep with one of her husband’s buddies at the reception. Ah, the cycle continues.

I guess I’m not too bummed out about the whole wedding business, it has improved my sex life a touch, though the guy’s aren’t quite as…robust. I think the thing I’m really worried about it is being the last. I don’t mind that both Amanda and Mindy got married before I did. They were ready to get hitched at 16. And Julia was pretty much the same. But nobody thought Ally would get married, or at least no one thought she’d get married before me.  And hell, Liz has been married twice!

Maybe that’s the trick. I’ll just wait for all my married girlfriends to burn out and get divorced. Then its back to the girls’ club.

Finally, it’s health time. I’m not really into abs. But if you are, check out this post on getting abs on a high fat diet. The dude writing it is pretty cute, even if he is over 50! And these posts on omega 3 vitamins and omega 3 benefits are pretty good too.

Posted by Guinevere in 17:26:56
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